Bubba is a person who should write the opposite of "How to Win Friends and Influence People". He should then write a second book: "%$$##$
you, Machiavelli, My Guns are Bigger than Yours". The guy who wrote the Art of War would come back to life just to take notes.
*Note: I received this book as an ARC. My opinions are honest. If anything can get my mind off the fact my lungs are trying to drown me in snot and get me to laugh, it is worth high praise.
I would buy these books in a second as well as Hot Blooded. They would help me laugh my way out of the bronchitis that has me sitting in bed. I would use special herbal recipes to make my snot toxic to any any aliens threatening us. The world would then be saved.
Hmmm... are there any Bubba fans who work for the defense department? I got lots of snot, just saying. Are there any aliens I need to defend the world from? You wouldn't have to depend on platypus venom anymore. Think of the possibilities: weaponized snot. Look at all those kids ready to shoot a booger at someone. Hmmm?
Hot blooded is the tale of how Bubba, his Fairy mother, and all his friends journeyed to find Bubba's siste. Bubba's sister is missing. She could just also be avoiding Bubba, as the book does not mention the last time he had a bath.
Hot Blooded begins like so many other adventures Bubba is featured in:
Bubba is in a jail with all his friends. Somehow, his friends have to figure out a way to get out of yet another fairy jail, figure out which way they need to go, and at least get a taste of decent hootch to make this whole journey worthwhile.
Skeeter: "Just remember, I've seen enough horror movies to know what happens to the one black dude. If s---
goes down, I am not sticking around to see if it's true. I will be LL Cool J hiding in the oven with my d---n parrot quicker
than you can blink."
Bubba: "Did you just make a Deep Blue Sea reference in the middle of an honest-to-God Fairyland quest?"
Skeeter: "Don't judge me. That movie is a classic. Besides, you can quote every line of Sharknado."
Bubba's sister had better be a decent beer brewer. Or have a distillery for bourbon. I see no other hope for
the fairy universe. I mean, they made Bubba dress in tights. And the horses actually carry him.
Hot Blooded is hilarious. It is hilarious enough to make me spew slimy snot by accident. My only regret is the look of abject fear and horror in my husband's eyes as he threw tissue boxes at me. Buy the book to get rid of any winter blues you may possess. Or winter reds. Or puce.
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