So I know there are still a bunch of people out there who love print books. I know this, because I see a bunch of you at conventions and shit. And I know there are people who love autographed books, and might not be able to get to a convention to see me.
So here’s the deal. I’ll sign whatever you want, and I’ll mail it to you. I’ll inscribe it to whoever you like, only don’t make me write anything that would make your grandmother blush. Not that I really give a shit, but Granny emailed me yesterday, and she says she’s tired of getting nasty notes in the mail, so knock it the fuck off, already!
Shipping is figured in, and you can click through to go to PayPal and pay with a credit card even if you don’t have a PayPal account. I’ll probably throw some bookmarks in there, too, and if you buy more than $100 worth of shit, I promise to throw extra stuff in the box. I dunno what it will be. It might be an extra book, it might be more autographed shit, it might be dirty laundry. No, I will not ship you my underpants.
Nah, fuck it, if you want underpants, I’ll send you underpants. But you should really get therapy for that. For real, I’m medicated and I think that’s fucked up.
So here you go – a new way to buy my shit!
This is the cover for Hard Day’s Knight, but it actually is the buy link for the Black Knight Omnibus. this collects the first three Black Knight book into one easy-to-carry Omnibus edition. It’s $22.95, plus shipping.
Contains Hard Day’s Knight, Back in Black, and Knight Moves.
The fourth book of The Black Knight Chronicles. This book actually won me an award, which was kinda cool. Paint It Black won the EPIC (Electronic Publishing Industry Coalition) Award for Best Horror Novel, which was nice. It came with a little statue and everything. It also made me start saying that I write horror, since that’s what the award is for. I always called it all urban fantasy before that.
But anyway, it’s $12.95.
I think this is the darkest of the Black Knight books. To say I was dealing with some shit when I wrote this one is like saying that Lance Armstrong had a slight problem with his balls. I’m still very proud of the way the book came out, particularly the one scene that I told my editor “you might need to pull me back a little on this one.” She did, and she was right, and it’s a better book for it.
When I started writing The Black Knight Chronicles, this was going to be the last book, and it still marks a decent cutoff point for the first arc of the series. As I went along, I realized I still have a few stories left to tell for these guys, so there will be three more, but this wraps up the first six book stretch pretty well, I think.
The first collection of Bubba the Monster Hunter shorts is here! This volume collects the first ten stories plus an origin novella for Bubba, explaining why he stopped playing football and started playing punching bag for monsters. Also includes the origin of Bubba being unable to pronounce “chupacabra.”
This is real original, but Season 2 picks up right after Season 1 ends! I know, right? How crazy is that?!? Yeah, not so much. But anyway, here’s another ten shorts and one novella featuring everyone’s favorite redneck monster hunter, or at least the one whose exploits paid for my pickup truck. Includes the infamous “SquatchDong” scene that I’ve read at conventions all over the South.
Season 3 of Bubba features two of my favorite things I’ve ever written, Midsummer, where I blend my life in theatre with my writing life to retell Shakespeare using Pokemon Go! as a framework (yeah, really!), and Oh Bubba, Where Art Thou, which features cameos by my sister, my niece, her husband, my brother-in-law, and my mom. That piece if very special to me, much more so than I think is evident to a casual reader, but that was kinda the plan when I hid my family in a retelling of A Christmas Carol mashed up with The Devil Went Down to Georgia. Four novellas this time, instead of short stories.
Year One collects the first four Quincy Harker novellas, including the Manly Wade Wellman Award-winning Raising Hell. Get the whole set here, and I’ll include a hell-raising inscription to whoever you like!
The Cambion Cycle encompasses Year Two of the Quincy Harker series, and features four serialized novellas of Harker and his “friends” battling evil and trying to save the world, no matter how little some folks deserve saving. Check out The Cambion Cycle and learn how to really raise Hell in Atlanta!
Lawless Lands features 20 stories by some of the best voices in Sci-Fi and Fantasy today, including Seanan McGuire, Faith Hunter, David B. Coe, Edmund Schubert, Laura Anne Gilman, Nicole Givens Kurtz, Barb Hendee, and me!
Also includes a brand new Bubba the Monster Hunter short story not available anywhere else!